Publication Day Plus...whoa, now I'm losing track...
Now I’m staring down the barrel of my First Speaking Engagement. This would be o.k. except that I share some of the sentiments of those people psychologists say "fear death less than they fear public speaking." I’ve internalized all the usual gambits – find a friendly face in the crowd and speak only to Mr./Ms Friendly. Imagine them all naked. (I always wondered what audiences thought about that one.) As I live in San Francisco, I’ve added a couple of my own: Tibetan breathing exercises. And my new fave: Get them drunk. If at all possible, I plan to have lots of wine and champagne on hand whenever I do these things. Of course this still leaves you exposed to the flying brickbats of the occasional teetotaler, but then no solution’s perfect. I keep telling myself – this shouldn’t be so hard. Just pretend you’re at a party and someone asked you what your book is about, or how you got published. In that situation, the answers would just flow. Why should this be any different? Maybe the problem is that I’m standing, they’re sitting? Isn’t that a primate-threat arrangement or something? Maybe if everyone sat on the floor in a circle, still high from their Tibetan breathing, and all pickled to the gills – and I imagine I’m speaking to a single friendly, naked individual…
